July 10, 2006

I Bet Blue Tastes Good


If wearing a seatbelt is a mandate, then shouldn't drinking paint be illegal as well?

7 comments:

matt said...

It shouldn't be illegal to drink paint, just to drive under the influence of paint.

I thought I remember something about how walmart wouldnt sell too much glue to minors.

matt said...

Homer Simpson like the flavor purple in his donuts, so I'm gonna go with purple.

Sabai said...
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Sabai said...

And doesn't the wonderful colors of paint make it attractive to kids as well? Sherwin Williams may be the next Joe Camel. To quote Mitch Hedberg, "If I am only supposed to eat two aspirin every 4 hours, why oh why do they have to put a candy-coating on it. It's delicious." Alright

magonline said...

If it was commonplace for people to purchase special health insurance to cover injuries related to the consuming of commercial paints, then it would probably be illegal to drink paint.

Actually you cant probably get charged with drinking paint but you could be institutionalized for it if you were a threat to yourself in your paint drinking...

Sabai said...

Incorrect, we have already established that thinking you are a bear and trying to live and pet wild bears is not insane, so drinking paint would not be either.

magonline said...

by the way this is your best post ever.