This is not a life update. This is a place where people are free to think.
September 29, 2006
Addictive Personalities
September 28, 2006
Fantasy Football Makes Me Evil
September 27, 2006
Existential Thoughts of Relief
September 26, 2006
September 25, 2006
AA Driver's License Stamp
September 22, 2006
Was Denise Huxtable Black?
September 20, 2006
Moving Help
Coke or Pepsi
September 19, 2006
Invention: Healthy Cigs
September 18, 2006
Union Tactics
September 15, 2006
It has begun.
September 14, 2006
Autism? No Thanks.
September 13, 2006
Adjustable Vases
September 12, 2006
Ringo's Super Fabulous Musicians
The Beatles is a horrific name for a band. First of all, you’re committing a huge cliché by using the term “Beat” in your band name to signify you’re musicians. Secondly, a beetle is a really creepy bug. Big mistake. They could have been huge.
Boycott Braille on the ATMs
You know how to tell dimes and pennies apart? You can feel their ridges. Or you can LOOK at them and see that one’s COPPER and one’s SILVER. This whole “catering to the blind” thing is going too far.
September 11, 2006
Written Five Years Ago
At least that's what they scream
As they dance the streets covered with joy
And candy wrappers
Discarded by children who know the good guys
Just won, justice, just for the hell of it
The same street which will likely meet
And flood with blood
And we'll dance in the streets
And children will see
The colors of fire, snow, and sky waving in the wind
And know the good guys have won
I still see clouds
From God I guess
September 08, 2006
Sabai's Fantasy Life
Could I create an entire fictitious fantasy sports game? A fantasy game that did not rely on true sporting events at all? Perhaps a realistic soap opera like story about different un-connected people? They have different personalities, resources, goals. And you draft people that you believe will achieve the most financial success. That’s how you gain points, based directly on their financial portfolio. The story would be written by a team of writers. Then, the game would become so popular that people would actually like this idea of betting on people. Then, my true goal of a Human Stock Market could come true. Instead of venture capitalists betting money on an idea, they’d bet their money on the idea-maker.
September 07, 2006
The WalMartization of America
September 06, 2006
Mrs. Salt
Have you ever been out at a restaurant where you order a Dr. Pepper and the waitress says, sorry we don’t have that, can I get you a Mrs. Salt? I’ve heard that a bunch of times, it’s never been very funny. However, I thought about that joke today. Salt is obviously the opposite of Pepper. But, the joke also assumes that the opposite of a doctor is a woman. That’s offensive. Not to me, but to the ACLU, probably.
Hitler's Cross
September 05, 2006
Sex
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