September 19, 2006

Invention: Healthy Cigs

My wife and I were walking past a bakery or something that made the air smell good the other day, and I started thinking, since second hand smoke can give you cancer, can second hand grease-smelling make you fat? Anyway, this led to a discussion that ended with the idea of putting vitamin additives into cigarettes. Replace as much of the tar and chemicals you can, while keeping the nicotine so people can get their fix, but include antioxidants or Vitamin B, something that can be absorbed through your lungs. So, they can keep their oral fixation, keep their nicotine buzz, get healthy, and not die from it. Takers?


Robbo-Ching said...

haha if it were only true!!

I am slated to begin taking prescription medication to treat it within the next few weeks!

I hope it works!

much love

Jesse Danny said...

You've got a great product there. But if you sell even one of those cigs I'll sue you for every dollar you make because I invented them three years ago!

Well, they don't have to be used only as cigarettes. They'd also make great toothpicks, small chair legs, a small torch when the power goes out...

Sabai said...

Is that a Full House reference to Uncle Jesse's hair spray invention??