December 01, 2006

Locker Room Etiquette


So controversial question, why are locker rooms same-sex only? (The controversy's coming, don't worry). Get an answer to that question before reading on by the way... Ok, so, I came up with two. Either A) Locker rooms are same-sex because we want to avoid the temptation of staring at the opposite sex in their underoos. OR B) We don't want people who may be sexually attracted to us staring at US in our underoos.

So, does the existence of homosexuality mean that our locker-room etiquette needs to be changed? Because unless there's another reason that I'm not thinking of (please correct me), homosexuals break both of those reasons for same-sex only locker rooms. So, perhaps we need to change the policy of public nudity allowed in these locker rooms?

3 comments:

NSpector said...

Yeah, I've thought about that. That's not a very interesting comment. But is it better than not commenting?

Sabai said...

no, that's fine. i was waiting for a "you're a horrible person for even thinking things like that" type response. So, yours is very much appreciated.

Justin Elder said...

What in the world. You're a horrible person for even thinking things like this. Not sure I'll read this again...