June 18, 2007

What Separates a Man from a Woman?


Nail polish. It is now officially summertime. And in business-casual settings all across the country, women are now slipping open-toed shoes into their clothing cycle.

When I see a women wear open-toed shoes without nail polish on their toes, I am quickly reminded of a male foot, a ghastly eye-sore of the human body.

My public service announcement for the day: Ladies, please paint those little piggies before you bust out those slip-ons. Just the slightest coat of pink nail polish can turn a gag reflex into a fine work of art.

3 comments:

matt j said...

what about all the men who are tuning in today? shouldn't we get some fashion advice?

Sabai said...

get a good haircut.

http://sabaisays.blogspot.com/search?q=haircut

JMC said...

No Speedos.