December 21, 2007

I Am America


Let's say I find a handsome, well-spoken man with no real opinions on anything. He's up for believing anything we tell him to believe.

Our goal is popularity. We want him to run for President as the populist candidate. What would we tell him to believe in that would sit well with the majority of the public?

Let's start brainwashing. Pick your issues, and speak the populist platform.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

geez eric, for the last time, i will not be your perfect candidate for president

Eric Olsen said...

i just realized something, how would this guy ever get past the primary?

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