December 06, 2007

Lady Liberty? Really?


"Welcome to America, the land of the she-males."

That has to be what many immigrants thought when they entered New York Harbor. Their greeting given by this half-Grecian, half-Amish, giant muscled statue that they want us to believe is a lady?

Granted, in our coinage, we got it a little bit closer.

But, these immigrants are accustomed to sculptures of Athena, Venus and Aphrodite...and we give them a female version of Hulk Hogan?

That's not the America I watch people die for.

2 comments:

Ryan said...

But if it wasn't for Lady Liberty, how in the world would the Ghostbusters have been able to defeat Vigo the Carpathian & de-slime the Manhattan Museum of Art in Ghostbusters II? You know what I'm talking about...

Sabai said...

see what I mean?

"she" is terrifying!