February 01, 2008

What League?


Is there any nice way to suggest to someone that they "lower their standards"?

Perhaps that phrase is supposed to BE the politically-correct way to go about it, but isn't it pretty obvious that what you really mean is...

"Doesn't the fact that you're constantly getting rejected subtly hint at the fact that your opinion of yourself may not be universally agreed upon by the opposite sex, and that if you don't want to die alone, you better recognize what league you're in and learn to love a pugly?"

4 comments:

Braden said...

Hahhahhhahaha! Love a pugly! It's so true! Well said.

Cheesehead Runner said...

I can't imagine that there is any way to tell someone that without them giving you the evil death stare and never speaking to you again. I do however love the pic, ha.

lauren said...

are you suggesting compromise?

maybe life if better alone than with someone you don't really want?

Sabai said...

this would be in a case where a person decries their loneliness and seems confused about why they keep facing rejection.