May 09, 2008

You're Welcome

Future President, are you ready for the solution that will propel you to the top during this campaign? Look no further.

Propose a total ban on farm equipment.

That alone will guarantee universal employment in this country. Imagine how many people it will take to plow, plant and harvest millions of acres of American farmland.

(Let's see how well we're learning here. Just try and shoot this bullet-proof plan down.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Most unemployed people would be doing farm work now if they could get there. I think the issue of unemployment is less about lack of jobs and more about accessibility of jobs. Unreliable and inconvenient city bus routes keep a lot of people unemployed...I'm thinking this solution would require some creative commuting lest we tear families apart. Kinda fun to think about, though. Not sure the system could handle it...even if every unemployed person was working on a farm I think we'd all starve to death (for lack of high fructose corn syrup in everything we eat) without the equipment.

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