July 29, 2008

All the Cool Kids are Doing It

If marketing cigarettes to children is illegal, then shouldn't the kid trying to get his friends to try them be arrested?


Marc said...

I think that police should be authorized to punch those kids in the throat.

Perhaps this could be encouraged by requiring no paperwork for such an action.

Then again, that's my solution for lots of social problems.
I'll vote for whatever candidate is in favor of the throat-punching; I'm sort of single-issue in that way.

Eric Olsen said...

and yet, these candidates completely ignore this key voting block.

solidarity. my brother in satire.

Top Songs of 2020

2020 was a particularly great year for new music. Reminder: Eric likes his music Xanax-style. Mostly chill. Especially necessary during 2020...