August 21, 2008

Musn't Touch You


There's a tight hallway in my office. And I realized this morning that whenever I pass someone, I turn toward them, with my back to the wall, and slightly touch my stomach, almost as if holding it in to prevent our bellies from bouncing into each other.

What's your standard procedure for avoiding collisions?

4 comments:

Bradenex said...

I avoid belly bouncing at all costs.

emily w said...

Such keen self-awareness. You TOTALLY do that! Never realized it.

Anonymous said...

i do the shoulder tuck in a small area and then short 'quick' leap to get passed as quick as possible

Marc said...

A pre-emptive embrace and kiss on both cheeks makes your question conveniently irrelevant :-)
-m

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