Musn't Touch You

There's a tight hallway in my office. And I realized this morning that whenever I pass someone, I turn toward them, with my back to the wall, and slightly touch my stomach, almost as if holding it in to prevent our bellies from bouncing into each other.

What's your standard procedure for avoiding collisions?


Braden said…
I avoid belly bouncing at all costs.
Emily said…
Such keen self-awareness. You TOTALLY do that! Never realized it.
sean said…
i do the shoulder tuck in a small area and then short 'quick' leap to get passed as quick as possible
Marc said…
A pre-emptive embrace and kiss on both cheeks makes your question conveniently irrelevant :-)

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