April 30, 2009

If We Weren't Already a Nation of Hypochondriacs


Have you looked at the official list of swine flu symptoms?

Fever, Cough, Sore Throat, Body Aches, Headache, Chills, Fatigue.

Bet you didn't even know you had it. You're welcome.

10 comments:

The Great I'm Not said...

Is Swine Flu torture? Does it adhere to the rules of the Geneva Convention?

Eric Olsen said...

well sure, i mean, bacon and swiss?

The Great I'm Not said...

Delicious torture.

Arcane Rest said...

Thankfully I only have fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, and fatigue.

No Chills so I am in the Clear!

Eric Olsen said...

ooh, according to web md, you might have a tumor, sean.

TJarrett said...

I've found this site helpful: http://doihavepigflu.com/

Eric Olsen said...

oh man, that's amazing! i love it.

emily said...

Oh oh!!

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

Arcane Rest said...

So I found out from our housing inspector the Swine flu existed in the 1970s

here is one story:http://www.capitalcentury.com/1976.html

Favorite part: Only [one person]died from the swine flu itself in 1976. But as the critics are quick to point out, hundreds of Americans were killed or seriously injured by the inoculation the government gave them to stave off the virus.

Eric Olsen said...

he didn't want to be the president that allowed people to die.

there's a great lesson we can learn from that article.