May 14, 2009

Car Horns


when i hear one, my first reaction is, "oh, i wonder if that's someone i know?"

when i see a cop, my first reaction is "holy crap, am i doing anything wrong?"

both the car horn and hiding police cars have been abused to the point where neither serves a purpose.

please unite behind me in calling for their abandonment.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

But, if seeing a cap makes you do a quick once-over and make sure you're not speeding, or sleeping behind the wheel, or blind drunk, isn't that a good thing?

Eric Olsen said...

paint a ripped-out chevy black and white, and stick it in the median somewhere. $40. same results as the $80,000 police officer.

but, that still doesn't change the fact that i don't think of cops as my protectors, but a nuisance.

pardummy said...

I agree with Mitch Hedberg. Only 2 honks per month, that's the limit.

Eric Olsen said...

ooh, is that joke on an album? i don't think i've heard it.

emily said...

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- Mitch Hedberg

Eric Olsen said...

now you're all aware of why i'm friends with you.

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