June 30, 2009

Why George Washington Sucked: The Song


So, in order to try and promote my coffee-table book, "Why Every President Sucked: America's Undying Pursuit for a King," I have decided to write a satirical song for each president detailing the historically true, sucky action I cover in the book. Here we go.
#1. George Washington
Lyrics can be found on the YouTube page itself.
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2 comments:

Matt J said...

I'm picturing Estelle Costanza.

12:22 PM
Mags said...

*i hope to be clever someday* i loved this

10:01 AM

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