August 18, 2009

Baby Stroller Thief


You know those moms who do their morning runs with their babies in those rolling strollers?

1) If I stole a baby, that's the first thing I'd put them in. I could run away from the scene of the crime and it wouldn't look suspicious.

2) Do you remember how annoying it was to rollerblade on the sidewalk when you were a kid? Your blades sinking into the sidewalk cracks every few feet? Do those cracks give babies little tiny headaches?

10 comments:

Emily said...

I haven't really looked at one up close, but I remember chipping in for one of those running strollers for a baby shower, and I think they're super smooth for that exact reason. Probably better shock protection than roller blades.

I never thought about that--the baby stealing. Ha!

The Great I'm Not said...

Eric, you shouldn't be stealing babies.

TJarrett said...

Eric, are you looking for excuses to run slower than moms pushing babies?

Bobby teenager said...

but I think you'd look funny in a purple matching velour jump suit and blonde pony tail though. Oh and have you seen the wheels on those things? They are made for all terrain cross country touring I think. They are nicer than the wheels on my corrolla. That baby isn't feeling a thing except embarrassment.

Micah said...

I take my kids jogging and their favorite part is when I go off-road. They like the bumpy gravel and in unison they let out a monotone, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh." then laugh.

Eric Olsen said...

i guess kids is different than babies? how old of kids do you put in that thing?

Ry, Ab, & Griff said...

OH Eric, only you:)! As soon as G started speaking himself some English, well have to ask him!

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