October 06, 2009

How to Take Advantage of Political Downturns


#1. Under my administration, worldwide emissions are lower than they have been in years. (because production is lower than it has been in years)

#2. The creation of new businesses is at some of the highest levels we've ever seen. (because our near 10% unemployment rate has forced individuals to become entrepreneurs)

You see, no matter how bad the situation, you can always take credit for something positive. You just have to find it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I may have the worst policies ever created but YOU elected me, so blame yourself.

Eric Olsen said...

lol, i'm not sure that one works as well.