October 14, 2009

Why Franklin Pierce Sucked: The Song



#14. Franklin Pierce

Capo 6
C, G, D/F#

You’re so close
And Spain’s so far away
Plus, we’ll make you
a new-found southern state

I’ll make friends with the south
And pretend the north will still like me anyway

Oh Cuba, oh Cuba – ah ah ah
Mr. Pierce, you pierced our hearts

What you mean Spain? Yes, we made you an offer.
But not accepting is not an option.
Either take the money, honey
or Spain will feel the pain of lady liberty
No, I can not see the hypocrisy
All I see is a new state they’ll credit to me

1 comment:

David C. said...

Brilliant!

I've posted your video at my blog with a link back to yours.