December 02, 2009

Why Chester A. Arthur Sucked: The Song


#21. Chester A. Arthur

Capo 2
Em, G

Sure, I’ll cave
Who do you hate?
Let’s make them illegal

We’ll call it the Chinese Exclusion Act
Can it be that simple?

C, G, D/F#
No, no, it’s not what you think
It’s just that I exclude you

‘cause if you were gone, us whites could get our rich on
supply and demand, you’ve gotta understand
x2
that’s why I’ve called for a 10 year ban on you
but before you go, will you teach us how to make crab rangoon

2 comments:

Brent said...

freaking brilliant

Eric Olsen said...

aww, thanks Brent.