May 14, 2010

Increase Your Garage Sale Foot Traffic This Spring

Invite a few friends over for a little front-yard BBQ while your garage sale is happening. Because high-traffic garage sales get the most traffic. It's "the rich get richer" principle at work.

If no one's there, it must be because it's bad. If it's hoppin', I want to see what they've got. So fake it. It'll work.
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1 comment:

LizM said...

If nothing else, maybe one of your friends will buy that old skateboard.

1:53 PM

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