American Soccer Fans Don't Want You

American soccer fans don't want you. They like liking the sport that no one else does. Especially in America. It's theirs. And they like it that way.

It's the same reason why I don't really want you to know that M. Ward's Post-War Album is probably one of the greatest single albums in American music. It's mine. And I like the fact that I found it myself. And if you guys all started liking it, I'm no longer original.

I might as well just play Bon Jovi records and watch Sex in the City.

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