July 15, 2010

Rich Girls Using Disposable Razors

This shouldn't be happening. If you're not on welfare, you should not be using disposable razors.

"Oh, but the real ones are so expensive."
A) No, they're really not, because....
B) They last 5 times longer and more importantly
C) They don't make you bleed!

So, all of you ladies who are still using disposable razors, please do yourself a huge favor and buy one nice razor just to give it a try. I am 100% confident you'll never go back. Stop living in caveman days, with bloody, stubbly caveman legs.