"Oh, but the real ones are so expensive."
A) No, they're really not, because....
B) They last 5 times longer and more importantly
C) They don't make you bleed!
So, all of you ladies who are still using disposable razors, please do yourself a huge favor and buy one nice razor just to give it a try. I am 100% confident you'll never go back. Stop living in caveman days, with bloody, stubbly caveman legs.