March 31, 2011

I Need 3 Seconds to be Funny

I'm only funny if I get a 3-second head start.

In those 3 seconds, I can think up and quickly weigh a couple of different punchline options in my head. In person, I have no censor, and typically go with my first instinct, which rarely works.

I am a writer.

Life After An Accident: How To Cope

Note: This post has been contributed. Source credit You’re going about your life, minding your business when the phone...