March 31, 2011

I Need 3 Seconds to be Funny

I'm only funny if I get a 3-second head start.

In those 3 seconds, I can think up and quickly weigh a couple of different punchline options in my head. In person, I have no censor, and typically go with my first instinct, which rarely works.

I am a writer.
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