March 31, 2011

I Need 3 Seconds to be Funny

I'm only funny if I get a 3-second head start.

In those 3 seconds, I can think up and quickly weigh a couple of different punchline options in my head. In person, I have no censor, and typically go with my first instinct, which rarely works.

I am a writer.

Turning a New Leaf to Lead a Better Life

Note: This post has been contributed. Image Source We’re in the first month of the year, so it’s not all too surpris...