June 02, 2011
Here's Why Everything is Bon Jovi's Fault
People always ask me why I hate Bon Jovi so much.
1) The man exudes undeserved arrogance. I can't watch him perform without getting physically nauseous.
2) He once claimed in an interview that he singlehandedly brought the acoustic guitar back to rock 'n roll. I There is ever so much wrong with this ridiculous claim.
3) Only "woo" girls like Bon Jovi.
4) Jeff Tweedy thinks Bon Jovi sucks, too. (Watch clip above)
Bon Jovi's music is insultingly awful to those of us who see music as communication. Now, as a businessman, I think he knows exactly what he's doing.
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