August 15, 2011

The Difference Between Me and a Serial Killer

Have you ever thought to yourself how you could probably kill someone and get away with it?

You know who else thinks like that? Serial killers.

Now whenever a friend enthusiastically tells me how much they enjoy the television show CSI, I can't help put have the same slight feeling of nausea I would if I spotted, "How to Make a Homemade Pipe Bomb" on their bookshelf.

CSI teaches us what not to do. What mistakes not to make. Now, I just need to develop some intense hatred toward an individual or group. Because I'm confident I could get away with it.