My daughter is 1.
And if you could PROMISE me that if we were to take her to the gym for early morning workouts 6 days a week for the next 14 years, that she would be absolutely guaranteed to win an Olympic gold medal...I still wouldn't do it.
I think these kids are crazy. I think their parents are crazy.
One person in the world gets their dream come true - and their life peak occurs at the ripe age of 15.
The rest are given the consolation prize of little to no freedom or fun throughout their childhood, and the resulting chronic depression that stems from getting beaten out by that one said person.
I don't get it.
But it sure is fun to watch, since in my head, they're not real people.
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